Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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