Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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