...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
smell my finger.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize