yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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