tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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