Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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