Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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