Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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