Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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