Will you blow on my dice?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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