Got a toothbrush?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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