Kiss
Puke
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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