thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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