I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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