But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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