Porn is love you can see.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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