Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We were destined to go to rehab together
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
