Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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