Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
