I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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