what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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