thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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