There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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