So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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