sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
this will be a night to untag.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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