Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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