so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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