When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize