Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He better not be in your backpack
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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