i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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