no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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