Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ambien. No doubt about it.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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