He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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