apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Randomize
