One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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