mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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