i just google imaged poop.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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