Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
