butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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