Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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