Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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