just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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