We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You were trust falling into bushes
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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