his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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