we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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