I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Randomize
