GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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