I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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