I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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