when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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