Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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