hotel room ftw
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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